Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Titchfield CarnivalI went with a few mates to watch the annual carnival pass through the streets of Titchfield one year.
We were standing out in the cold (as per usual English tradition) watching the bands and floats pass by the crowds of kids and parents, and people like us.
One of the floats was for a mobile telecoms shop, and had a 20ft telephone mast on it.
The event commentator saw this and said "That must be the biggest erection we'll see all evening". Cue the stiffled laughter from the commentators box (fnarr) as well as those from the crowd who understood!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:03, Reply)
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