Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Probably not accidental, but made me laugh anywayI've just got back from doing the London to Brighton bike ride (yay me!), and about halfway round saw a sign saying: "The Crown Pub 300yards: quick bum relief!"
Mind you, I'm so knackered I'd probably laugh at anything right now...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 19:31, 6 replies)
No, you're quite right.... that IS funny.
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That is funnyand living in Brighton, I've watched everyone who drove down to pick people up afterwards get stuck in a horrendous traffic jam and laughed at them when I got to Sainsbury's quicker than them on foot. Am I evil?
*Clicks*
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:38, closed)
CongratsQuite an acheivement, that. Can't say I'd have the fitness, or dedication, to do that, so Yay! you.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41,
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Yay Bob!I'm signing up for next year, but in the meantime:
CONGRATS ON FINISHING! :)
*offers deep heat*
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:01,
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Well done BobFossilHow long did it take you?
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:17, closed)
Thanks all!My bottom is rather sore now...
@PJM: from start to finish, nearly 7 hours. However, I basically would have done it in 5 hours had it (a) not taken us 2 hours to get out of London (FFS!), (b) we'd been stopped because of 3 accidents in quick succession on the first major downhill bit, (c) a huge junction about 15 miles in where they let across about 30 cyclists at a time (with several thousand there by that point, it created a huge tailback), and (d) the last 3 miles going through Brighton where they hadn't closed the roads or traffic lights, so we had to go down to almost single file.
Oh, and I walked my bike up Ditchling Beacon. I'm fit, but not insane ;)
Was a bloody good day though, would def do it again!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:36, closed)
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