Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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baby baby babeeeee-ah!Back in those Our Price days when I was at Victoria Station one day...
For some reason we'd been having a Zep morning, (cutting edge huh?) and I had been singing along as you do. There was a lot of 'Baby since I been lovin' you' and the like, so the word was near the top of my consciousness. Now I've been working 'out the back' all day, so odd words and singing are not a problem but a sudden rush on the counter caused me to dash and help out my colleagues. I find myself serving a quiet oriental lass and at then conclusion of the transaction I ask her if she wants a bag for her purchase.
Only it came out as:
"Do you want a baby with that?"
Oh the mortified shame of it...
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 20:09, Reply)
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