Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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about 5 years agoMy friends and I were discussing cycling up to the local woods to mess around. As we were only 13, one of our group was reluctant to leave the village for fear of being raped.
"What about the Paedofiles?" he asked
"Screw the paedofiles" I said before thinking about what I had said.
Cue four 13 year old boys pissing themselves like, well, schoolboys.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:03, Reply)
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