Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Sherbet lemonsImn a physics lesson not too long ago me and a couple of friends were eating sherbet lemons.
"These are shite," remarks my friend, to which i reply:
"Yeah I prefer the ones where when you suck on them you get the liquid squirt in your mouth..."
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 22:22, Reply)
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