Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The bread departmentWhile working part time in tesco a few years ago, I bumped into a girl that had been in the same induction group as me. This was about 2 months after the induction, and I hadn't seen her since - apparently she was working in another job and had to finish off there first. So anyway, I asked her what department she worked in;
"I'm in bread"
*snigger* "You're inbred are you?"
"Yeah I'm in bread".
She carried on smiling and skipped obliviously on her merry way. I get the feeling she wasn't very bright.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:09, Reply)
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