Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I've been single for agesAnd had my first date in a long time today.
The venue was a medievel festival in Cheshire.
She chose it.
We arrived just as the proceedings were ending in the form of a massive battle.
As we were approcahing, a cannon went off causing me to near shit my britches, and her to grab my arm.
We watched archers shoot rubber arrows into the air, people sword fight, pretend dead etc with things interspersed by us overlaying Monty Python's Holy Grail scenarios onto things and that bloody cannon loosening my arse every few minutes.
talk turned to what we role we'd take if we were out there, having noted several women tending to the fake dead roleplayers.
'I'd be an archer out at the back so I could leg it if we started losing.'
She chuckled at my cowardice. Her turn.
'With my obsessiveness I'd be out there vigouressly polshing their hemlets'
And then somewhere in Cheshire a cannon fired.
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:42, 4 replies)
She sounds like a keeperHope she is just as obsessive over polishing your helmet......*sniggers*
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:00,
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Ahaha!First proper belly laugh of the day. Clicked!
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 8:58,
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We need more info before clickingDid she polish yours?
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 11:11, closed)
Cannon anticsYeah, you've got to tell us what happened next! Are you seeing her again?
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