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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Gas Tap
A rather petite lady was teaching science at the school where i work, and was unable to pull the lever that supplied gas to her lab.

She stuck her head out of her classroom door and as i was passing asked me for some help. I had no problem pulling the gas lever. As i did i announced to her (and 25 sixteen year olds):

"The knobs a bit stiff. You have to give it a hard yank."

It was only when the class burst out laughing that i realised that what i said might be interprated as being a little bit rude so i made a hasty departure.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:01, Reply)

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