Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not quite innuendo, butI thought this was still worthy.
A few years ago, my school made us all do some volunteer work, to raise the profile of the school, and to teach us 'life skills'.
I went to work in one of the charity shops in town, and manageress of this charity shop was Shirley.
Shirley was absolutley batty. Lovely lady, but absolutley bonkers. She looked like Mrs. Sprout from the Harry Potter films. Shirley let me take stuff home from the shop... All I had to do was let her know that I was taking something, and she was fine with it. I once went home with some hardcore porno and a long knife with a curly blade (who brings them into a charity shop anyway?).
Anyway, the point of the story is this. I was having a chat with her in the store room, when she announced to me that on the weekend "She got stoned." I asked her how she managed to do that, and she elaborated. "I was out walking my dog, when some yobs threw pebbles at me".
I breathed a sigh of relief... I didn't have the heart to explain to her why I burst out laughing...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:10, Reply)
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