Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Still makes me giggle a bit.My mate O teaches Introductory Physics to hoards of sprogs. He was explaining the mechanics of inclined planes and friction using a block of wood and a toy car.
Quoth he:
"Now, what would happen if I lubricated my wood?"
Poor man. Only after every kid in the class nearly choked laughing at him did he realize what he had said.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 5:25, Reply)
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