Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Pop!We were walking in the Lakes a few years ago and saw some paragliders setting up on the top of the hill. It wasn't particularly windy and I think they were struggling to get going.
My mad aunt then stepped towards them, opened her arms and shouted, "come on then, I'll suck you all off"
She still didn't realise what she'd said after we'd dragged her away and stopped laughing a week later.
First time.... be gentle!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:57, Reply)
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