Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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my mateat his 21st birthday
He was giving a speech to his family, there was approx 50 people in his house all gathered round him and his cake. He was very drunk as hed been drinking all day.
The first words to his speech he mixed up and instead of saying
"thank you all for coming..."
he said
"thankyou all to cum..."
queue stiffled laughing from himself and his mates, and very confused looks on the nans face.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 12:51, Reply)
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