Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My old bossWas a lady who was often "puttin her foot in it"
We were all at a company quiz, and the quiz master had a speech impediment, so we were all taking the piss and lisping and slurring all over the place. She turned round and said "If I gbet wet coz you're all talking funny I wont be happy"
we had to be picked up off the floor.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:04, Reply)
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