Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was railroaded I tells ya!About 10 years back, first month of college, me, an old friend and our new college pal were discussing women. Rachel Leigh Cook cropped up, and a mate said 'She's one of my favourite girls at the moment.' Agreement all round, shortly followed by the statement 'She's very little though.' Me, being a gormless ass with a penchant for the shorter lady instantly fire off the now classic 'Well I quite like little girls.'
Ten years, and it still gets brought up. Bastards.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:21, Reply)
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