Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Couple of ones,One while in school.
Friend:"Sir, how many boys can you take?"
Teacher:"Pardon!?"
Friend:"In your room sir, how many free seats?"
10 mins ago.
Colleague:"Woah!"
Me:"What?"
C:"I thought that was a massive Mars Bar, but it's just the way you've squeezed it out!"
I've only just stopped laughing from that one.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 13:33, 1 reply)
Haha, it deserves a click just for the Mars Bar one =)*clicks*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:15, closed)
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