Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I always thought she had another jobA really good friend of mind had decided she wanted to buy herself a lovely new four poster bed and so was selling her old bed. I wanted one but she must have had a couple of inquiries cos when i said i would like it she replied "no way, theres a queue for my bed!" In a nice loud voice in a crowded shop! tee hee!
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:17, Reply)
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