Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Schoolboy sniggersT'was a fine evening meeting between the cadet force of the private school I used to frequent.
Gathered there, in the junior school hall, were several teenage cadets, their (occasionally) sociopathic NCOs and the (
"Today we have Sergeant Whasisname talking about his job as an Aerial Erector"
The next sound was like a thousand hyenas having an orgasm.
Poor guy, I think his job is really serious as well...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:26, 1 reply)
"a thousand hyenas having an orgasm."*click*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:22, closed)
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