Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The "Down my trousers" game - bindun?Any phrase can become innuendo with the "Down my trousers" (US - In my pants) game!
Examples:
Gillette, the best a man can get (down my trousers)
Every little helps (down my trousers)
I can see the problem with the 65mm shaft (down my trousers)
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:36, 4 replies)
Where I am it'sall over the floor...
eg. Wii would like to play (all over the floor)
How do you eat yours (all over the floor)
Saw your mum yesterday (all over the floor)
Not as good as yours but still had us giggling like schoolgirls...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 14:55, closed)
am I alonein finding neither of these things funny?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16,
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M3h, I have no shameI occasionally find "That's what she said!" jokes amusing, even "Your mum" jokes.
Even *shock horror* Jimmy Carr jokes...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:14, closed)
Wehad that as a rule for ring of fire, was hilarious.
*clicks*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:38, closed)
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