Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Work-related fun.Being a lifeguard and working with other similarly immature reprobates there are obviously a lot of innuendos flying about.
The best one that springs to mind, however, was entirely accidental on my part. We often have to dish out plasters to fools who cut themselves on the bottom of the swimming pool (which is apparently very easy but i've never managed). The standard protocol is to clean the wound with an antibacterial swab-thing, labeled "Moist Wipe", before putting on the plaster. Easy.
One very hungover tuesday morning a rather attractive female approached holding up a cut finger and demanding a plaster. "Certainly!" I replied, probably trying to 'get in', "oh and i better give you a moist wipe too."
I was thanked with a slap in the face, and she was thanked by being barred from the swimming pool.
It was funny at the time...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:16, Reply)
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