Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I had an email from my best friend in reply to the one I'd sent him telling him me and my wife had split up..."You don't have much luck with women, do you? Have you considered men instead?"
It was quickly followed by another email, saying:
"That was just a suggestion by the way, not a proposition"
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:19, 1 reply)
Could have been worseHe could have suggested you try a dog.................meaning they are loyal, trusting, and man's best friend.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:01, closed)
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