Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Driving through London with my mate porky......and discussing pr0n, and he uttered a line which will forever be burnt into my mind:
"I have to say though, I do like a nice big cock"
I felt my face go slack with shock as I tried to process my good (married with a couple of kids) mate tell me that he was in fact gay.
After what seemed like forever he went on to explain that he meant if the guy in the porn film he was watching had a small cock he felt cheated.
=D
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:22, 3 replies)
it is strangelydisappointing when that happens. Not really interested in knobs but porn isnt as good if the fella has a little fella. I'm not in to big pricks myself, but I like think the girls are. Its obviously a tough job for the girls, its nice for them to get a big one every now and then I'm sure.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:24,
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Is this the same guy that said you should try men?From your previous post
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 1:27,
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To flirting with badgers:Haha, no - it's a different friend =)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:31, closed)
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