Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Mate was in his office a few weeks backhe was talking to some of his team mates when a young sexy dressed women approached them an started to chat to them. Behind the women, 2 contractors where trying to work the photocopier but failing miserably hitting and banging the thing to try and get it working, attracting attention by being generally noisy, in the end they gave up and walked out the office.
Shortly after, the sexy women heads back to her desk, when my mate turns to his male colleague and says very loudly
" did you see those pair of tits then?"
(meaning the contractors)
the women shocked gave a horrible stare towards my mate.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 15:41, Reply)
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