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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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music innuendo (this is true i swear!)
our school music teacher once gave us some piano music to learn. The following dialogue ensued:

Me: Sir, why have you written numbers underneath the notes?

Mr G: Oh, Yes, well I'll occasionally give you all a fingering from time to time.

we never did get much work done after that.....
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 16:21, Reply)

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