Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Absolutely genuine brand names.Nothing to do with me, but...well...they're fucking priceless, so that's my excuse.
Chinese glue: Ass Glue
Chinese sofa: Libido
East Asian fish sausage: Homo Sausage
Ghanian pepper sauce: Shitto
Czech laundry detergent: Polio
Japanese towels: Cat Wetty
There are also skyscrapers in Thailand called TIT Tower and PMT Mansion, and a Finnish lock de-icer named Super Piss.
But my absolute favourite has to be an IKEA bed for young kids marketed in Germany. It was called Gutvik.
And what does Gutvik mean in Lederhosenese?
Good fuck.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:28, 1 reply)
Well actuallyGutvik is the literal pronounciation. It would actually be 'gut fick'. V is pronounced the same as an English F in German.
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Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 18:51,
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