Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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When I met my girlfriends Mum for the first timeI was understandably nervous and to smooth over my introduction I decided to comment on her prize winning pekinese dogs.
My brain said, "Those are beatuiful dogs, do they take a lot of grooming?"
My mouth said, "Fuck me sideways with a bollard your minge is howling."
meh...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 17:36,
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