Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Thanks to Terry Fucking WoganIt comes to something when you are stealing Terry Wogan's material for the QOTW, but I guess it beats nicking it from Viz eh?
Anyway, he was telling the tale of some bloke who was at a Rugby team piss-up in a pub called The Plums. They'd had a skinful, obviously, and things were getting rowdy in that Rugby team sort of way. This man decided it was time to bale out so rang his Mrs to come and collect him.
He had to shout to be heard in the noisy pub and unfortunately one of those strange synchronous silences ocurred just as he bellowed the words:
"Pick me up by The Plums"
Mayhem evidently ensued.
As it did in my car, which I nearly fucking crashed when Wogan delivered the punchline. Possibly the one and only time I have found that twat in the least bit amusing.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:11, 2 replies)
That sounds very much like a 'Janet and John' story, which he regularly doesfull of smutty innuendo, and very funny.
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 19:13,
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teryy ammusingobviously you have never watched the eurovision song contest!
terry is a walruss bodied god of a man (yes i am a tyg)
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:56, closed)
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