Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not me, but ...
... I always seem to be in shops when my mates disengage brain before speaking.
Like the time one of them asked a shopkeeper 'How much are your nick-nacks?'* to screams of disbelieving laughter.
And the time when, referring to the popular computer driving game, my other pal asked a shop assistant 'do you have skid-marks?'
But, as I've stated before, having worked on a local newspaper, you do hear some funny stuff.
I recall one photographer - who was bound for a job for the gardening pages - say he was 'off to photograph some woman's bush', and also a colleague who enquired of the guest writer 'how long is your column?'.
*popular crunchy snack.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:46, Reply)
... I always seem to be in shops when my mates disengage brain before speaking.
Like the time one of them asked a shopkeeper 'How much are your nick-nacks?'* to screams of disbelieving laughter.
And the time when, referring to the popular computer driving game, my other pal asked a shop assistant 'do you have skid-marks?'
But, as I've stated before, having worked on a local newspaper, you do hear some funny stuff.
I recall one photographer - who was bound for a job for the gardening pages - say he was 'off to photograph some woman's bush', and also a colleague who enquired of the guest writer 'how long is your column?'.
*popular crunchy snack.
( , Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:46, Reply)
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