Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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And yet I still refuse to make a 'length' jokeCan't believe I'd forgotten about this one until now.
A group of bored students are lounging about in the foyer of their hall of residence when one girl, let's see, we'll call her Emma is so bored she's taking dares for words she can try to covertly sneak into an essay she was delaying writing. A few outlandish suggestions are given before someone offers 'giraffe'.
"Oh I could a fit a giraffe in easily."
Poor girl, it was a long time before she'd forget making that comment. Shame as I knew from personal experience that it's far from the case ;)
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djtrialprice, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 23:54,
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