Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The art of gaynessI had two mates who were roomies in a small flat. Hank was a very annoying character with strange habits and Fabio was an annoying go-to-sleep-early-and-keep-in-shape type.
Fabio was sharing a story about how Hank always made a noise when he was in his room trying to sleep. and while the rooms were separate, if one made a noise the other would hear it.
In the middle of this story (that quickly became the end) Fabio said,
"Hank always turns the radio on when we're in bed...."
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 7:55, Reply)
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