Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Russian names
We have a fair number of Doukhabors (Russian 19th century religious exiles) in the area where I live. I'm sure if I looked through the phone directory, I would find more names. But I have had occasion to deal with Zbitinoff(sp.)s, and Shurstabitoff(sp.)s. I was definitely taken aback when a customer came into the shop where I worked and told me he needed to do a pickup for David Zbitinoff. I thought he was giving my chain a good pull. But the order was right there underthe Zs. Go figure.
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We have a fair number of Doukhabors (Russian 19th century religious exiles) in the area where I live. I'm sure if I looked through the phone directory, I would find more names. But I have had occasion to deal with Zbitinoff(sp.)s, and Shurstabitoff(sp.)s. I was definitely taken aback when a customer came into the shop where I worked and told me he needed to do a pickup for David Zbitinoff. I thought he was giving my chain a good pull. But the order was right there underthe Zs. Go figure.
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