Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My boss againHe's infamous amongst my friends for his comedy but totally inappropriate one liners, but yesterday he managed an excellent one...
Was asking me about my pets.
'So what do you have, now?'
'Oh just a cat - the other one died last week'
'No rats? I thought you had rats?'
'No, they died ages ago'
'Oh that's a shame, I always wanted to see your rat'
o_O
I then had the delightful task of explaining precisely why I spent the next 5 minutes trying not to wet myself.....
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 9:55, Reply)
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