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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Working as a temp in a long-since-taken-over building society back office. One of the permanents is on the phone to a customer when her computer crashes.

"Oh, the computer has just gone down on me!" - cue stunned silence, muffled laughter, hysterical laughter and the phone being slammed down...
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 10:49, Reply)

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