Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Morning DiTYou should go onto his website quickly, then call him back, point out that he's now wrong, call him a cunt and then go and set fire to his trousers.
And then kick him in the balls while he's running around screaming "Aaaaagh, my trousers, they're on fire! My Trousers! Help! Help, I'm on Fire!"
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