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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Got into work this morning, logged into MSN, and a friend's status line informed me that 'Jim Davis is loving himself at the moment'. He only sits a few desks away from me. Gaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:43, 21 replies)
You made me chuckle
you can have a lick for the nicely timed 'Gaaaah.'

*licks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:46, closed)
*licks Bert*
Gaaaaaah, what have you just rolled in?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:48, closed)

Just a little bit of Lisa Riley blubber, it can't hurt you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:51, closed)
Mmmmmm
Blubber.

*Licks Bert all over*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:56, closed)
Blubber
It's like the anti-Flubber, I'd like to see you make your car fly when it's full of whale meat Williams, you dick.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 11:57, closed)
I'd love a car full of whale meat.
You couldn't possibly hurt yourself if you crashed because of all the lovely blubbery meaty goodness to hold you in place.

And it would smell gorgeous in summer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:07, closed)
Mmmm...
Musky.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:15, closed)
Yeah you love it

Dance in the whale meat Bert, dance like the dirty whore you are.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:27, closed)
Who's that?!
Who's that looking at you in the mirror?!
That's you that is, you're a dirty, filthy little whore, don't you know that you're somebody's mother?

*Dances while crying inside*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:28, closed)
I sometimes wonder
if we take these things too far.......

I didn't say you could stop dancing did I!

*throws whale meat*

you disgust me.

Keep dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:47, closed)
*dances*
*cries*

*slathers whale meat over breasts*

You like that? I know you do. Oh yeah.

*wiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)
*walks in on conversation*
*double takes*
*tiptoes out*
*closes door silently*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:00, closed)
Did you just hear something Bert?
*looks around*

Oh well, probably nothing.

Keep dancing you filthy little tart!

*strips to the waist and rubs himself with rotting whale meat*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:04, closed)

*we're going straight into, the Wild Wild West comes on the radio*

*gyrates for you, you whale-loving freak*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:10, closed)
*stumbles into chat*
*wonders what the hell is going on?*

*wanders off into the distance, leaving the boys to play*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:26, closed)
*runs after the wee witch*
Come back, there's a whole car full of whale meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:28, closed)
whale meat?
is that what we're calling it this week? Okaaaaay, then. I'll just, er, stand over there. Way, way over there.
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:34, closed)
@WW
come back! don't leave me!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:40, closed)
Blimey!
Where did hlt come from? Must have been hiding on the back seat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:48, closed)
@al
It was the whale meat.
She must have found her way using women's inuit-ion *punnage*

*creeps back out, stealing big chunk of meat for afters*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:54, closed)
Bless you two.
Sorry, I mean: gaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! the_other_jeff_lebowski Croutons on my tits, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:01, closed)

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