Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I have 2i) Mother-in-law at a swish bank reception (and not your local NatWest - rhymes with hoots). Proclaimed someone to be a complete Wanker. She honestly thought it was a term used to say somthing was pants, based on the fact that a rotary (wankel) engine is rubbish.
ii) Mum and Dads party when I was mid-teens. Next door neighbours are there (him, building society manager called Robert (not Bob, Robert), Buddy holly glasses, very stiff. Her proto-MILF primaryteacher. Their young son was playing up, so the telly was put on to occupy him. Programme was some sort of David Attenborough bollocks showing a great big whale. 'Robert' says: 'Look, Michael, that great big whale just feeds on orgasms off the sea floor'
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:12, 1 reply)
If ithad been NatWest, she'd have been correct.
Oh, and what's wrong with a rotary engine? (Apart from fixing the fucking thing?)
*click* BTW.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:01, closed)
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