Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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huh
the mention of hundreds and thousands has left me with a lasting image which involves multi-coloured hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce and a lucky fellow who would probably thank you for suggesting it should he ever have the good fortune to meet any of you.
*wriggles*
*looks bert in the eye*
*falls off chair*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, Reply)
the mention of hundreds and thousands has left me with a lasting image which involves multi-coloured hundreds and thousands, raspberry sauce and a lucky fellow who would probably thank you for suggesting it should he ever have the good fortune to meet any of you.
*wriggles*
*looks bert in the eye*
*falls off chair*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 12:44, Reply)
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