Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My motheris not really cut out for the modern world. I once had to expain to her what "bisexual" meant, she was horrified and rather confused as to how people could "like both".
Anyway, my ma is a teacher, and she once attended a meeting at another school. It was lunchtime and all the teachers were already assembled in the staff room. In comes my mother, who says to a tall muscular black man sitting next to her "Oh my goodness, what a big lunchbox!" An awkward silence follows, the other teachers stare in disbelief and lunchbox man looks downright offended.
Over dinner that evening, she casually asks me if "lunchbox" means something else other than a sandwich container, and tells me the above tale. Needless to say, she is still mortified to this day.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:08, Reply)
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