Pizza
In my first year of uni, when I was living with the five twats from hell, and we were all still in the cosy getting-to-know-you stage, we often used to order food in on a Friday night, and one night it was down to me and the three boys to get everything in because Fat Katie and Stupid Faye were on another detox diet or something. Browsing the menus and deciding what we wanted, the boys opted for 12" pizzas and moved the conversation on without me noticing.

This is why about five minutes later I mused "yes, I could manage nine inches", which caused the three boys to erupt at first in giggles and then in disgust at the idea of their "weird" housemate getting sexy tiem from something that lengthful (or at all).

They continued to make jokes about it till the end of the year, especially as one of them was prone to taking jokes way too far and making increasingly disgusting additions to the story.
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:43, 10 replies)

Of course
the question which is now leaping from my mind at a high rate of knots is. Did you manage the 9"?

sorry, too easy I know

congrats on the 2.1 btw.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:56, closed)

ooh
congrats on the 2:1. All the best people get them.

How's the job search going?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:00, closed)

Congrats
^^ what Bob said.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:05, closed)

@ al
I seem to remember I managed most of it, can't remember if it was tasty or not though...

Thanks :) I'm still in shock really!
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:07, closed)

@ BobFossil
Thanks :) friend of mine describes a 2.1 as the "drinker's First" which is pretty accurate, or in my case the "arsing around on b3ta all day First".

Job hunt is improving in scope now I've got a good degree, I was convinced I was going to get a 2.2 so I'd sort of shelved the graduate placement idea, but now I'm signing up with all sorts and will take anywhere as long as it's easy to get to and within a couple of hours on the train from Canterbury...
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:08, closed)

@ k2k6
Thank you :) I put it in the board sig because I'm still trying to come to terms with it...
( Maladicta, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:09, closed)

After my 3rd year
my head of department had a meeting with me, as he did with all the students, and said that according to my marks, I should be on for a 2:1. I'd have to do pretty badly in fourth year to get a 2:2, but if I worked really hard I could get a first.

I got a 2:1...
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:18, closed)

yay
maladicata!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:39, closed)

good story
and congrats on the 2:1

Indeed, all the best people do get them!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:51, closed)