Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Norwegian language barriernow, my wife can speak perfect Norwegian as her mother is a full viking whom came over 40 years back to be an au pair.
my wife managed to fluke a year in Norway as part of her degree - in Norwegian Studies.
The went to the gym in Bergen, and was using the machines when the exercise bike became free. One of the kind locals saw she was waiting (actually recovering from previous machine) and offered her the use of the bike. She replied, and made one simple mistake.
The word in norwegian is court. To roll the r makes it tired. She shouts back "I'm too tired to use that exercise bike, thanks though" (in Norwegian). The gym stopped and erections started to be rise and be hidden.
She left about 10 minutes later with a mixture of bizarre looks and nodding winks.
The 2 words accidentally muddled - "tired" and "horny". Yes, being too horny to use the exercise bike was not her finest hour.
Then again nor was sending a fax in an envelope in 1984.
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bazza van der trance , ooh baby baby, baby baby. Get up on this., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 13:56,
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...Have a rare-for-this-QoTW click
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:32,
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A clickbut mainly for the concept of sending a fax in an envelope!
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