Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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@Bert
it was meant as in you must have had squelchy fun time at least once because you have produced offspring. Unless all the stories about your child have just been made up to make us feel sorry for you while you secretly laughed at us.
You wouldn't do that would you?
would you?
edit - pfffft! Dartford Tunnel!
Surely it should be your Bristol Channel?
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:38, Reply)
it was meant as in you must have had squelchy fun time at least once because you have produced offspring. Unless all the stories about your child have just been made up to make us feel sorry for you while you secretly laughed at us.
You wouldn't do that would you?
would you?
edit - pfffft! Dartford Tunnel!
Surely it should be your Bristol Channel?
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:38, Reply)
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