Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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ScannersMany moons ago (when hand held scanners were popular due to the more traditional ones being prohibitively expensive) I worked in a PC shop and was lucky enough to witness the following brief conversation between a customer and a colleague:
"I'm looking to buy a scanner for my computer"
"certainly sir, Would you like a flat bed or a hand job?"
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 14:55, Reply)
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