Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oh yeahyou like being the stern one don't you hlt. Yeah, tell me off, i'm a bad bad boy, my room hasn't been tidied for weeks, I need a good smack with a slipper. You love a bit of that ......
Oh dear christ, what is wrong with me! I don't find that thought remotely arousing.
*goes and dunks head in cold water*
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Bazongaloid, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:26,
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