Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was quitedisturbed at the weekend when we were having a laugh at one of my mates when for some reason his mrs started telling us about what he did and didn't like in the bedroom and then proceeded to impersonate his vinegar face.
It was both very funny, but somewhat disturbing at the same time.
@DiT I don't actually have any problem with her farting, in fact the other day I pointed out that we were worringly open about all things poo and bathroom related. Sometimes I have to lock the door to get a bit of alone time or she bursts in and starts talking to me or just using the mirror.
And i didn't alone time like "alone time" I just sometimes like to poo in private.
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