Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Perfect timingI just got a new defendant. His last name is Bullock.
*chortles*
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 15:57,
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!?Surely the CPS aren't B3tans? We're all doomed.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:14,
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^Don't worry, I'm a Yank.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:36,
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Well *he* might be a yank...but *I'M* a B3tan / CPS hybrid! Cower in fear at my monstrous existence, you are indeed doomed! Breach of asbo trial tomorrow, I'm really trying to care, but I just can't manage it. Defendant doesn't have a funny name, but he is wandering round with his trousers down.
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Well *you* might be a yank...but *I'M* a B3tan / CPS hybrid! Cower in fear at my monstrous existence, you are indeed doomed! I'm doing a breach of asbo trial tomorrow, and I'm really trying to care, but I just can't manage it. Defendant doesn't have a funny name, but he *is* wandering round with his trousers down and having a moment of self-intimacy in phone box.
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