Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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'ternoon ancrenneNot sure - my train gets into Kings Cross at 6.30ish, I need to get to Victoria to dump my bag and get changed into my flappy coat and spandex, and get back to Covent Garden. Conservative estimate I'll be there by 8, hopefully before. Depends on how much trouble I have locating my hotel. It looks simple on the map, but I've got the directional sense of a blind homing pigeon sometimes!
*EDIT* Hello yourself DiT. I'm all the better for not being in that training course any bloody longer! Christ, I felt as though my brain was going forcibly escape via one of my nostrils at one point.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 17 Jun 2008, 16:22,
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