Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oh dear... it just must be me then...
My mate has a cat but she was too bone idle to give it a name so just called it 'pussy'. A few years ago when she first got her it was wildly amusing saying that we had a 'hungry pussy' and asking 'does pussy want some meat' but now I think we've 'overdone the filthy pussy talk' and its not that funny... boooo.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:00, Reply)
My mate has a cat but she was too bone idle to give it a name so just called it 'pussy'. A few years ago when she first got her it was wildly amusing saying that we had a 'hungry pussy' and asking 'does pussy want some meat' but now I think we've 'overdone the filthy pussy talk' and its not that funny... boooo.
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:00, Reply)
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