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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Another rap classic, from memory;
Woke up quick, at about noon,
just thought that I had to be in Compton soon,
gotta get drunk,
before the day begins,
before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends.

Bored as hell and I wanna get ill,
so I got to the place where my homeboys chill,
Jump in my four, got juice in my ride, front and back, side to side,
then i let the alpine play, it was pumpin' new shit by NWA, it was gangsta-gangsta at the top o' the list, the i played my own shit, it went something like this...

EDIT bye al!

Cruisin' down the street in my '64, jocking the bitches, slappin' the hoes,
I went to the park to get the scoop, and old Ed's out there cold shootin' some hoops.
Car pulls up, who can it be?
It's the fresh out of Juve known as QOG,
He rolls down the window and he starts to say,
'It's all about making that GTA.'

Cos the boyz n the hood are always hard, come talking that trash and we'll pull your card,
knowing nothing in life but to be legit, don't quote me boy I ain't said shit...

I'll stop now.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:12, Reply)

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