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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Bread
This may not work, due to the fact that he pronounced the word differently to how it should be...

My friends uncle enjoyed baking bread and one day half way through a loaf said "Maybe I should put get some cumin"

Oh how we chortled as only schoolboys know how!
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 17:46, Reply)

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