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This is a question Accidental innuendo

Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Widen your... in a minute.
I have a friend. Let's just call him... not me... who, when drunk, repeats what you've said with "I'll [insert sentence here] in a minute."

At a party, let's call it a theatrical do, a beautiful young lady said "I'm sorry I late, I had a wide hole in my tights and had to change them."

In his bid to impress her he said "I'll widen your hole in a minute."

Accidental innuendo as informal threat of violation?

Tut tut.
(, Tue 17 Jun 2008, 20:37, Reply)

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