Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I've got a horrible feeling...
...that someone else will have already posted this, but I'm not reading through 36 pages to find it. So let me just say now that I once carved a polo mint using some old dentures and lumberjack tools, then stuck it up your arse.
That was my Axe-y Dental in-your-end 'o'.
*bows*
*runs from hurled fruit*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:25, 1 reply)
...that someone else will have already posted this, but I'm not reading through 36 pages to find it. So let me just say now that I once carved a polo mint using some old dentures and lumberjack tools, then stuck it up your arse.
That was my Axe-y Dental in-your-end 'o'.
*bows*
*runs from hurled fruit*
( , Tue 17 Jun 2008, 22:25, 1 reply)
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